Johnny John

Professional Gun Slinger

Name’s Johnny John. Some call me a legend. Most call me when things get complicated. I’m a professional gun slinger—licensed in lead, fluent in sarcasm, and faster than Wi-Fi in a Motel 6.

I don’t shoot first. I just shoot better. Whether it’s bandits, bad contracts, or business deals gone south, I bring precision, grit, and just the right amount of dramatic slow motion.

Born with a six-shooter in one hand and a strong cup of black coffee in the other, I’ve been outdrawing problems since ’97… 1897 or 1997? I ain’t sayin’.

So if you need someone who walks the walk, talks the talk, and occasionally rides into town on a Tuesday just to stir things up—well, I reckon I’m your huckleberry.