About Me

The Best in the West

Professional Gun Slinger

šŸ”« Services Offered by Johnny John

ā€œIf it needs doing, I’ll do it with style… and possibly a dramatic hat tilt.ā€


šŸ’„ Quick-Draw Consulting

Need to make fast decisions in high-stakes situations? I’ll teach you how to draw conclusions faster than a sneeze in a sandstorm.

šŸŽÆ Precision Deal Slayin’

Negotiations gone south? I step in, shoot the bull, and walk away with the best deal on the table — and maybe their table too.

🤠 Old West Branding Audits

Your image feelin’ more ā€œcow pieā€ than cowboy? I’ll fine-tune your brand so sharp it’ll cut through LinkedIn like a knife through cornbread.

šŸ“œ Duel Mediation & Conflict Resolution

Before you go full Hatfield & McCoy, call Johnny. I’ll settle your beef with words... or an intense stare.

🌵 Desert Survival Workshops

Learn how to survive in business and the badlands — hydration optional, hustle required.

šŸŽ„ Cinematic QR Code Introductions

Why shake hands when you can make an entrance? Scan my code, and I’ll hit you with a dynamic video intro cooler than a whiskey chaser on a Sunday morning.

šŸ•¶ļø Sass & Swag Coaching

Walk into any room like it’s a saloon and you own it. I’ll show you how to talk slick, move smooth, and leave ā€˜em wondering who the hell was that?

1: Q: Are you a real gun-slinger or just cosplaying Clint Eastwood on casual Fridays?

A: Both. I shoot deals and shoot the breeze. I’ve got quicker hands than a cat meme on TikTok and a squint that could stop a boardroom in its tracks.

Q: Do you still carry live ammo?

A: Only in negotiations. And by ammo, I mean sarcasm, witty one-liners, and the occasional business card shaped like a bullet.

Q: What exactly do you do?

A: I slay inboxes, crush awkward small talk, and shoot straight when it comes to business. Whether it’s closing deals or shutting down nonsense, I’m your huckleberry.

Q: Can I hire you for protection?

A: Only from bad branding, boring pitches, and outdated paper business cards. If it’s actual danger, you better call someone with a badge—or a lawyer.

Q: What’s your hourly rate?

A: I don’t do hourly. I do legendary. My rate is "worth every penny," payable in cash, crypto, or a bottle of aged whiskey.

Q: Are you available for children’s parties?

A: Only if the piƱata is an outlaw and there’s a root beer saloon. And even then, I don’t do balloon animals. I do drama.

Q: How fast is your draw?

A: Let’s just say I once beat someone in a duel before they challenged me.

Q: What’s your biggest weakness?

A: Puppies. And maybe karaoke. But mostly puppies.

Experience

Education

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Judianne Daley

Judianne Daley

Michael Hemingway

Michael Hemingway

C. Alexander Forrest

C. Alexander Forrest

Kenneth Pierce

Kenneth Pierce

Nadine Nicola Green

Nadine Nicola Green

Phil Samuels

Phil Samuels

Javonnni Francis

Javonnni Francis

Melissa Masse

Melissa Masse

Jack Bardales

Jack Bardales

Yma OrnƩ Campbell

Yma OrnƩ Campbell

Joel Wesonga

Joel Wesonga

Advocate

Michaelangelo Casanova Employee 91

Michaelangelo Casanova Em...

Matheno Bey Employee 103

Matheno Bey Employee 103

General Contractor

Fridah Kinyua

Fridah Kinyua

Tabitha Cucalon

Tabitha Cucalon

Director of Marketing

Christian Cucalon

Christian Cucalon

Director of Marketing

Anna Norman

Anna Norman

Director of Marketing

Nick Norman

Nick Norman

Director of Marketing

Sankara Destin

Sankara Destin

Jessica Brito

Jessica Brito

Real Estate Agent

Kevin Walsh

Kevin Walsh

Professional Boxer

Ron Day

Ron Day

Construction Manager

Phil Wahaelo

Phil Wahaelo

Event Planner

Matheno Bey

Matheno Bey

General Contractor

Mike Faienza

Mike Faienza

Fitness Trainer

Kedar Ismail

Kedar Ismail

Attorney/Agent

Sheldon Barton

Sheldon Barton

Immigration Consultant

Sheldon Barton

Sheldon Barton

Travel Agent

Richard Kincaid

Richard Kincaid

Packing and Moving Expert

Dagmary "Mila" Balanta

Dagmary "Mila" Balanta

Ryan Thomas

Ryan Thomas

Sales Consultant

Billy Toolen

Billy Toolen

Sales Consultant

Michaelangelo Casanova

Michaelangelo Casanova

John Rosario

John Rosario

Pest Control Consultant

Cecilia Sanchez

Cecilia Sanchez

Beauty Consultant

Glen Richards

Glen Richards

Custom Car Builder / Fabricato...

Kenneth Rivera

Kenneth Rivera

Director of Marketing

Wil Jacques

Wil Jacques

Patent Attorney

Abimelec Ruiz

Abimelec Ruiz

General Contractor

Hector Ruiz

Hector Ruiz

Contractor

Grzegorz Bajek

Grzegorz Bajek

Retail Business

Timothy Hennessey

Timothy Hennessey

Holiday Decorator / Designer

Michaelangelo Casanova

Michaelangelo Casanova

Life Coach and Mentor

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