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Mission Statement
At Smoove Intimacy, we create a classy, judgment-free playground.
“At Smoove Intimacy, we create a classy, judgment-free playground where adventurous, consenting adults can explore connection, chemistry, and community. Rooted in respect and discretion, our mission is to provide a safe, sexy, and sophisticated environment that celebrates freedom of expression and the thrill of shared experiences—right here in the heart of Connecticut.”
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ServiceWhat It Actually Means (No Fluff)
Members-Only Lounge Nights: Curated, invite-only events with music, mood lighting, appetizers, and ice-breaker games to help newbies mingle without the awkward “sooooo…” moments.
Themed Play Parties: From Masquerade Soirées to Glow-in-the-Dark nights—every party has a dress code, consent briefing, and dedicated “yes/no/maybe” color wristbands so boundaries stay crystal clear.
Workshops & Coaching: Sex-positive educators host small-group sessions on consent communication, kink basics, sexual health, and relationship dynamics. Knowledge = hotter experiences + fewer faux pas.
Private Play Suites: Discreetly designed rooms you can reserve by the hour for 2 to… well, however many. Fresh linens, toy-sanitizing stations, and panic buttons (safety first).
Couples & Singles Vetting: Simple background screening and a one-on-one orientation meeting to ensure every member is legit, respectful, and on the same page about club etiquette.
Online Member Portal: Secure forum and event calendar, plus direct-message function so you can vibe-check potential play partners before meeting IRL.
On-Site STI Testing Pop-Ups: Quarterly partnerships with local clinics offering discreet, rapid tests—because nothing kills the mood like guesswork.
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FAQ's
1: Is this even legal in Connecticut?
Yep. Consensual adult swingers’ events are perfectly legal in CT. We operate as a private members’ club, follow zoning rules, and require government-issued ID to verify everyone’s 21+.
2: How do I join?
Apply online, then attend a brief interview (virtual or in-person). Couples are interviewed together. Solo men: limited slots, solid references required. Once approved, pay your annual membership and you’re in.
3: What about privacy? I’m a teacher/lawyer/pillar-of-the-community.
Relax. No phones in play areas (we bag & tag them), NDAs in place for staff, and our member portal sits behind end-to-end encryption. Your secret stays your secret.
4: Do I have to participate in anything?
Absolutely not. Watching is participation. So is chatting at the bar. “No” is a full sentence here, and consent can be revoked at any time—no guilt trips, no drama.
5: How are boundaries enforced?
Color-coded wristbands, a mandatory consent talk at every event, plenty of “safety hosts” on patrol, and a strict one-strike policy: cross a line and you’re out—membership terminated, no refund.
6: Singles policy?
We keep a 60/40 couples-to-singles ratio. Solo women welcome any night; solo men must pre-register and are capped per event to maintain balance and vibe.
7: What if I see someone I know?
Say hi—or don’t. Same confidentiality rules apply to everyone. Breaking them is grounds for expulsion. Remember, they’re here for the same reason you are.
8: What safety/health measures do you provide?
Free condoms, dental dams, lube, and latex-free options at every station. Toy-sanitize wipes in every suite. Quarterly on-site STI testing. We also deep-clean after every event—no shortcuts.
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Reviews
“Most clubs treat single guys like necessary evil; here I felt mentored. The consent & communication session taught me more in one hour than six months of awkward dates. Respectful environment, killer DJ set, and yes—plenty of green wristbands if you mind your manners.”
“Forget the sketchy motel parties of yesteryear. This place feels like an upscale boutique hotel that just happens to believe clothing is optional after 10 p.m. The themed nights are on point—Glow-in-the-Dark was electric (literally and figuratively).”
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